He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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