so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He passed out mid-signature
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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