with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
wow bdsm is so cute
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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