plz talk dirty to me
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
