Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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