dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
It's blow job season.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I have post one night stand depression
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
