I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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