i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Randomize
