what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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