Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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