your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
...so i touched it.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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