He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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