He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
