worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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