I think my vagina is haunted
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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