I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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