Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
