Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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