You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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