We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
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