You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
A bitchslap is in order.
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