My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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