apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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