Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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