butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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