4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Randomize