Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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