When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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