Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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