i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize