The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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