I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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