I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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