I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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