Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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