Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
The air was thick with penises
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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