Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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