He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Randomize
