I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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