I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Randomize
