i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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