why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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