just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Im part way to drunk.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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