I am in a vortex of obligation.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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