Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Success! We fucked roommates!
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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