you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
