So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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