I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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