you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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