We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
this hospital has no fireball
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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