Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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