I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
even my farts smell like vagina
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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