Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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