Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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